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September 22, 2018

Alapca-land has been attacked by origami dragons! These dragons were immune to our latest defense weapon, the exploding locust blaster, made by Hackter to protect Alapca-land. The dragons were headed to Gawerf Express to knock out the package delivery so that Alapca-land will be PACKAGE-LESS! Though the dragons were strong, Nogaard rammed into one at really high speed and manage to stop it. The origami dragon, now being referred to as NG-01, is under tight security and is being studied by Dr. Nikomachos. We had interviewed Nogaard to see what he did to take out NG-01.

N-Nogaard
F-Flupbergulb
P-Peep (I'm so sorry)

F: Thank you for coming here to the interview. Now, onto business. What made yo—

P: Can you tell me how to make a lightsaber, or at least tell me how to make one?

F: Uhh, so, Nogaard, what made you want to stop NG-01?

N: Well, first off, I haven't really done anything to benefit the well being of Alapca-land, so I saw a chance, and I took it.

F: Yes, that is a good reason. Now, how did you stop the origami dragon?

N: I really don't know. I just flew as fast as I can and I—

P: Made mashed potatoes, muffins and rainbows?

N: No, I hit NG-01 and knocked him out.

F: Thank you Nogaard for coming to the interview.

P: What about me?

F: *grabbs peep and throws at random candelabra*

   *END OF INTERVIEW*

The Drawkwa-Ball tourney was cancelled because Drawkwa was moving Florence away from North Carolina and due to the fact that the teams weren't made yet and the Origami attacks.

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