Alapca Times Monthly Poll

Search for the Alapca-dragon

October 2017

The Alarka explorer
Odod, the Alarka Explorer
Today 3 great explorers teamed up to search for new Alpaca-dragons. Nogaard, Killp and the not very known explorer Odod will team up to look for new species of Alpaca-dragon or even a good fire Alpaca-dragon!
Odod had set off in the early morning with Gawrf and went into the unknown. He left from Pant-City and went East. Odod will be coming back in about a week.

And now for a SPECIAL INTERVIEW with Scientist Jonez on what might happen:

This interview is sponsored by The Alapca Weather, providing weather forecasts since last week or so.
I=Kleewz
J=Jonez
Peep=Peep
D=Drawkwa

I- What do you think we will discover on this voyage?

J- Maybe they will discover a new island.

Peep- Did you close the Chicken Coop?

J- Yes, they were good.

I- ... (waiting for Jonez to come back from the Chicken Coop)

I- What do you think will be found on the Island?

J- (crunch sound, crunch sound) Beach chairs! (bites and crunches)

I- Why?

J- (crunch sound) Why not? Drawkwa must live there. It's a great island and crunch crunch!

Peep- Can you stop crunching!?

J- Uhhhh.

Peep- 🎵Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes they're here they're there they're everywhere🎵...

I- Why do you you think Drawkwa lives there?

J- Just why not, Drawkwa is Drawkwa, why not?


I- Where is your Scientific evidence?

J- Scientific evidence?! I don't have any! Drawkwa is my Scientific evidence!

I- (Pets platypus)

J- Ok, are you going to ask me a question or not?

I- Ok, you need scientific evidence to be a scientist! Scientific is in the word Scientist!

J- (Hits head with platypus 3 times) Uhh! Why ask me! Hey Drawkwa, give me scientific evidence!

    D- I don't know, why don't you use your brain and come up with random numbers.

J- Uhh, ok, 01101011110015?

I- Oh, I see now! Drawkwa must live there with beach chairs!

J- Did I jsut say something in binary or hexidecimal which means Drawkwa lives there with beach chairs? Or, is it Scientific evidence?

I- That doesn't matter, we've got our answers!

J- SSSSSSSSh, ok I've got a few planes to fly into cliffs... is this interview over yet?!

Peep- I'm baking a cake!

End

Comments

Most Viewed Post