Gliders n' Flu Shots
December 2017,
With Gawerf in the hospital and the Alapca Flu on the way, Alapca-land is in a very vulnerable place.
But thankfully, Pant and Flupbergulb have teamed up to create a solution to one of the problems: TRANSPORTATION. The secret isan ingredient originally discovered in jellyfish. an invention of Pant, the Public Pant Glider.
Inspired by Pant's transformation, the Pant Glider is an Alapca-created hang glider. It is created with eco-friendly materials too.
The only problem with the Pant Glider, is that there may not be enough wind to keep the glider in the air. This can lead to Alapcas falling off of Alapca-land and crashing into Earth (Alapca-land's islands are floating islands in Earth's Mesosphere). Pant and Flupbergulb are trying to add an air fueled engine to the Pant Gliders.
The next problem is the FLU! And since the humans having it more than ever this year, the Alapcas now have a higher chance of catching it.
Alapcas also cannot get shots because of their stick-figure bodies. The only place to put the shot would be the head. And to put it in the head, it could cause damage to the face, brain and liver of the Alapca (all organs are stored in the Alapca's head since none can fit in their bodies).
Dragon-based Alpaca-dragons and dragons and Alarkas are lucky, THEY CAN GET THE FLU SHOT!
Alpaca-dragons (Dragon-based) and dragons cand get their flu shots in their wings (which do not contain vital organs).
Alarkas also can get their shots in their wings or neck. Alarkas have a more human like system where the brain is in the head and and other vital organs in their bodies. But unlike humans, Alarkas have a thick neck which is a great place to have a shot. The wing will do also, but the neck is faster reacting.
All islands in Alapca-land are preparing their flu shots and they soon will be provided. But for the Alapca problem, Alapca doctors are working on a "compatible with Alapca" flu vaccination.
With Gawerf in the hospital and the Alapca Flu on the way, Alapca-land is in a very vulnerable place.
But thankfully, Pant and Flupbergulb have teamed up to create a solution to one of the problems: TRANSPORTATION. The secret is
The only problem with the Pant Glider, is that there may not be enough wind to keep the glider in the air. This can lead to Alapcas falling off of Alapca-land and crashing into Earth (Alapca-land's islands are floating islands in Earth's Mesosphere). Pant and Flupbergulb are trying to add an air fueled engine to the Pant Gliders.
The next problem is the FLU! And since the humans having it more than ever this year, the Alapcas now have a higher chance of catching it.
Alapcas also cannot get shots because of their stick-figure bodies. The only place to put the shot would be the head. And to put it in the head, it could cause damage to the face, brain and liver of the Alapca (all organs are stored in the Alapca's head since none can fit in their bodies).Dragon-based Alpaca-dragons and dragons and Alarkas are lucky, THEY CAN GET THE FLU SHOT!
Alpaca-dragons (Dragon-based) and dragons cand get their flu shots in their wings (which do not contain vital organs).
Alarkas also can get their shots in their wings or neck. Alarkas have a more human like system where the brain is in the head and and other vital organs in their bodies. But unlike humans, Alarkas have a thick neck which is a great place to have a shot. The wing will do also, but the neck is faster reacting.
All islands in Alapca-land are preparing their flu shots and they soon will be provided. But for the Alapca problem, Alapca doctors are working on a "compatible with Alapca" flu vaccination.
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