Kleewz's Toys That No One Has Time For And Don't Have The Money For And Can't Buy Them Because The Toy Company Ran Out Of Money Review--PART 1

Welcome, readers to the wonderful world of Monsuno and McDonald's Yo30KaiRolex Toys from Earth. The land of madness and diseases with people who make confetti out of cheese.

So, this is what a Monsuno looks like:

Gary the Shadowhornet

And here are my thoughts on Monsuno:

PROS

1. You can spin them
2. You can collect them
3. You can break them
4. You can't buy them
5. You can buy them
6. You can name them

CONS

1. You can't buy them
2. You can buy them
3. They're expensive
4. Where do you get the playing stadium?
5. They spin badly--Should be round for higher spinning time

So for Monsuno, it is a "spinning collectible piece of junk"

Now for Yo30KaiRolex!

This is what it looks like:

McDonald's Yo30KaiRolex

Here are my thoughts on McDonald's Yo30KaiRolex:

PROS

1. Its got a bow-tie--bow ties are cool
2. It squeaks
3. You can play Monsuno (game) with it
4. It has SPECIAL FX!--arms move up and down
5. Its arms are connected to springs
6. High spin time--Ewwww

CONS

1. You have to get a Sappy Meal--only comes with fish fingers and custard--Ewwww
2. The bow-tie is red--blue is better
3. You can't take it apart--who has a triangular screwdriver?

After looking at these two toys decided to put them to the test!

Monsuno/Gary  V.S.  McDonald's Yo30KaiRolex

!Dun          Dun          Dun!

To Be Continued...