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Kleewz's Toys That No One Has Time For And Don't Have The Money For And Can't Buy Them Because The Toy Company Ran Out Of Money Review -- Part 2

January 2018,

2 Milena later we finally put the toys to the TEST...

This test would be to see what toy is better at playing Monsuno.
The rules are simple:

  1. Either Yo30KaiRolex or Monsuno start on Defense; the other will be on Attack
  2. The person on Defence will spin their toy into the field
  3. The person on Attack will try to hit the person on Defense to make their toy to fall out of the capsule or make it stop spinning.
The ways for Monsuno to win a game are:
  • The Yo30KaiRolex toy stops spinning
The ways for Yo30KaiRolex to win a game are:
  • If the Monsuno is shot out of the capsule
  • If the Monsuno toy stops spinning
Whoever wins 5 games first wins the round, and there are 4 rounds



3 Milena later the TEST was finished.

Here are the results:

Yo30KaiRolex                                       Monsuno

ROUND 1                                                             
| | | | |
ROUND 2                                                             
| | | | |                                          | | | |
ROUND 3                                                             
| | | | |                                          |
ROUND 4                                                             
| | | | |

The results are stunning! I need a new pen. McDonald's Yo30KaiRolex toys are better at Monsuno than Monsuno.

So Monsuno has been BUSTED!
#KleewzBusterz

So here is my advice to Monsuno:
  1. Make them round
  2. Make them make noise
  3. Make them free
Thank you for spending your time reading this huge piece of junk that has probably wasted minutes of your precious life.

~Kleewz

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