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The Case is Broken [Literally]

September 2018,

The cure has been discovered, and Noegdip has been cured.

Yesterday, after a week of long hard work, Nikomachos has finally discovered how to kill Noegdip disease.
"The cure was actually pretty simple," Nikomachos stated, "You have to hop on one foot, recite "The Tutorial on How to Make a Lightsaber, while wearing a fez."
The reason: Since Eebtihw, the confirmed Vrius-spreader cannot jump on one foot, or does he have a lightsaber or a fez, obviously means that if you something to do with all three, then it must repel any Darkness-energy, and have no effect.
"Darkness-energy" is the natural force of magic that inhabits The Land of Darkness, the home of all Evil Alpaca-dragons, and the two Keepers that guard its gates. Darkness-energy can only be controlled by Fire Alpaca-dragons since Darkness-energy has fire like properties. You also can only use Darkness-energy in The Land of Darkness, since it can only be created and controlled there.
Darkness-energy was probably the cause of the Latin Eater and the Thunderwing Dragon that Cod was able to defeat with her Cold Alpaca-dragon frost breath.

The link to the script to "The Tutorial on How to Make a Lightsaber" is here. Selffaw orders everyone in Alapca-land to go through the cure, because Ebtihw might have also used some more Darkness-energy to create another Vrius.


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