New Chip Flavors Coming to Alapca-land
October 2018,
Last week, a huge problem arose in Alapca-land, the newest Alapca band was unable to upload their newest piece, The Brabble, for Humanviewing listening.
In Alapca-land, Alapcas use .yeet sound files. These sound files do not exist on Human computers, making it hard for Alapcas to upload their music for Humans to hear. When the Symphonic Screechers were trying to convert their .yeet file to a .mp3 file, chaos occurred.
Due to hurricane Michael, all of Alapca-land's file-converting-towers were destroyed due to the high winds and the Jet Stream changing place. This caused The Brabble to stay as a .yeet file FOREVER, since the polarity of the neutron flow was reversed.
But since the Alapcas' attention span is so short, Alapcas have moved on to a new era. A new chip manufacturing company has sprung up into business. This chip manufacturing company, called RAM Chips promises to make the most absurd chip flavors possible, starting with, wait for it... The Mongols Bacon.
Many Alapcas are very exited, including Jhon. He says:
Last week, a huge problem arose in Alapca-land, the newest Alapca band was unable to upload their newest piece, The Brabble, for Human
In Alapca-land, Alapcas use .yeet sound files. These sound files do not exist on Human computers, making it hard for Alapcas to upload their music for Humans to hear. When the Symphonic Screechers were trying to convert their .yeet file to a .mp3 file, chaos occurred.
Due to hurricane Michael, all of Alapca-land's file-converting-towers were destroyed due to the high winds and the Jet Stream changing place. This caused The Brabble to stay as a .yeet file FOREVER, since the polarity of the neutron flow was reversed.
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| Jhon |
Many Alapcas are very exited, including Jhon. He says:
"I just love the great taste of chips, and how crunchy they are. But Alapca-land's chips are so bland... I just can't wait for something new!"RAM Chips has not started making chips, but they will by next week.
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