Pant's Pants

November 2018,

The cool winter temperatures are here, and alapcas strive to stay warm. Pant has come up with a solution.

Pant, Alapca-land's owner of all pant companies, and the inventor of pants has taken a human pant, and is now selling them to Alapca-land. These are winter pants, or winter trousers, that Pant is using are called 'Wowsers.' These pants make sure that the alapca's stick-thin limbs don't freeze off, like dead twigs, when it gets cold.

Pant wearing Wowsers

The alapcas are coming from all over Alapca-land to try out these Wowsers, which are being sold in Pant-City. And the alapcas that have tried them, love them and buy them for all of their friends and family. One alapca described these Wowsers as:

"These are the greatest pants I have ever wore! Probably because they are the first... But they keep my feet nice and warm, and I don't have to worry about Limb Decay."

Alapca-land never had winter pants, and had to worry about Limb Decay. This is when alapcas' limbs get so cold that they decay or just snap off. To treat this, alapca scientists discovered Xybolseptazeptoxiceminorerhahhb. This medication is what alapcas used to use to keep their limbs from decaying, but it had many bad side effects, and was looked down upon. Thankfully, you can't get side effects from wearing Wowsers!