The Power of Potatoes
April 29:
Recently, there have been sightings of potatoes in boxes at Gawerf Express. They were spotted under the omega-ray machine, and deemed "dangerous". These potatoes, which were actually sweet potatoes, seem to have some kind of poison in them. We believe that the boxes were sent by Eebtihw, because there was no address on it.
We asked Gawerf about these suspicious parcels, and he said:
"Garff garw-f gar-gawrf. Gar werf gargarf gwarf graw-ef. Graw wrafg greawaf, greewef garef grwerf. Gweraf gareref gwerag gergf, gerer, fwrag. Grewf garerefa garwe reagf eref gwref. Gwrerg fgeref, gawerrref freewer? Gwerwef gawree refreg gregef. Waregf frewag gre, wre garwer werag."
We asked Nogaard, our dragon specialist, to translate.
"So, there was a box. I opened the box, and saw a potato. It was orange, which confused me. I decided to put the potato under the omega-ray machine, and saw that there was poison in them. I saw that there were more boxes, and put them under the machine. They all had the same poison. Then, I suddenly wanted to eat them. I knew that it was bad, but I couldn't control myself. Those potatoes were good-looking, maybe they might taste good. Then I snapped out of that feeling and found out what I was doing, so then I panicked."
These sweet potatoes were all sent into Dr. Nikomachos's lab, where he is trying to find the composition of this supposedly lethal poison.
Recently, there have been sightings of potatoes in boxes at Gawerf Express. They were spotted under the omega-ray machine, and deemed "dangerous". These potatoes, which were actually sweet potatoes, seem to have some kind of poison in them. We believe that the boxes were sent by Eebtihw, because there was no address on it.
We asked Gawerf about these suspicious parcels, and he said:
"Garff garw-f gar-gawrf. Gar werf gargarf gwarf graw-ef. Graw wrafg greawaf, greewef garef grwerf. Gweraf gareref gwerag gergf, gerer, fwrag. Grewf garerefa garwe reagf eref gwref. Gwrerg fgeref, gawerrref freewer? Gwerwef gawree refreg gregef. Waregf frewag gre, wre garwer werag."
We asked Nogaard, our dragon specialist, to translate.
"So, there was a box. I opened the box, and saw a potato. It was orange, which confused me. I decided to put the potato under the omega-ray machine, and saw that there was poison in them. I saw that there were more boxes, and put them under the machine. They all had the same poison. Then, I suddenly wanted to eat them. I knew that it was bad, but I couldn't control myself. Those potatoes were good-looking, maybe they might taste good. Then I snapped out of that feeling and found out what I was doing, so then I panicked."
These sweet potatoes were all sent into Dr. Nikomachos's lab, where he is trying to find the composition of this supposedly lethal poison.
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